10 Ideas for Better Shows to Replace ‘The Late Show’ With Stephen Colbert

After announcing the cancellation of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, CBS is hard at work searching for a better program to replace their old flagship. Here are ten great ideas that would be way better than The Late Show:

1. Larry The Dying Leper: This show is just watching a man slowly die of leprosy. Way funnier!
2. Kidney Stone Watch: 90 straight minutes of a dude trying to pass a kidney stone.
3. That old “KaBoom” infomercial with Billy Mays on loop: Such a classic.
4. Cemetery Cam: Nothing but a livestream from a camera at a cemetery. Big upgrade, CBS.
5. The Ingrown Toenail Experience: Way less painful than the “Vax-Scene.”
6. Dora The Explorer: Eh, pretty close call.
7. Mold: Watch bread slowly grow mold in some family’s closet. What an improvement.
8. Moist Madness: People saying the word “moist” repeatedly for an hour and a half. Much less cringey.
9. Who Wants To Be An Orphan?: Sad, yes, but still better.
10. A commie screeching and crying but at the end someone comes out and whacks him with a stick: Sweet.

So many great options. You’re welcome for the help, CBS.

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