A Guide for Dating White Women
White women have always been my favorite, but times have changed since I was playing the field. Now the big question a young man has to ask, when chasing a beautiful college-aged honky, is whether the target of his affections is bonkers.
Since 2002, the chances that a white woman will need a helmet or a straitjacket have easily gone to 1 in 2. To make things worse, all the telltale signs — Disney merch, fidget spinners, propeller beanies, et al. — have either gone mainstream or are now defunct. Even medications are no longer a sign, since the stigma is gone, and white women like to collect them so they can feel important.
So how does a man navigate a minefield with no warnings? Does he just crawl through the mud, poking his shovel willy-nilly, hoping for a miracle? Even in the Bronze Age, Solomon said, “A good wife is a gift from the Lord.” This means you never knew what you were getting until it was too late. But I suppose this has always been the case with men, too. The difference is, women have always had signs.
For instance, when looking for a man, a woman would ask — does he have a job? Is he good at it? Is he likely to move up as we build a family? Could he protect me from a kidnapper or a psycho? Does he chew with his mouth open? (They never ask, “Would he beat me?,” apparently; as we all know, the men who beat women are knee-deep in whoopie. For the same reason, we know women almost never ask, “Would he cheat on me?”)
Women are a different animal. The real signs of lunacy are all there if you ask the right questions. This requires art, because if you ask these questions the wrong way, if she’s a psycho, she’ll probably scream, “Nazi!” in the middle of a restaurant, and if she’s sane, she’ll think, “Does he think I’m a psycho?” Either is a problem, for obvious reasons.
But in short, you’ll want to know:
- Does she think marriage is for people who are in love?
This one is important, because I’ve met countless men whose wives left them, took the house, and abandoned the kids, just because they “loved him like a brother.” No arguing. No warning signs. Just plain old “We get along great. but you’re just not exciting enough.”
Were the guys boobs? Absolutely — usually just as unattractive and doofy as their counterparts. Did they have thinning hair and morning breath? Undoubtedly. But marriage isn’t about whether you want to bang somebody’s brains out. It’s about whether you can build a life together — especially with children! — no matter how many other people want to bang you. This is how an adult views marriage, which is why I view women who fail to answer this question correctly Top Tier Bonkers.
- Does she think being fit is optional and being fat is cool?
This is a question of whether she understands objective goods and evils. This is like asking, “Would you rather be strong or weak?,” and she answers, “Weak.” Or dumb. Or ugly.
What it means is that she’s terminally susceptible to indoctrination and propaganda. If you play with this fire, I hope you get burned.
- Does she think having a dog and having a kid are the same thing?
Unlike the last question, which deals with whether she’s a liar, it shows that something is deeply wrong with her actual taste. This is like somebody asking if you like movies by Steven Spielberg or Christopher Nolan and saying, “Not really: I prefer Spongebob Squarepants.” This is like somebody giving you a choice between eating a ribeye or a Ball Park and you choosing the Ball Park. This is implicitly saying, “I don’t want a family because I don’t know what love is, and I’m afraid to spread my genes.”
And why are they afraid to spread their genes? Because, deep down, they know their genes are stupid.
- Does she hate being white? Does she have a white savior complex? Does she feel like every single “minority” is an innocent child of peace — and that when they aren’t, it’s your race’s fault?
This woman will absolutely cheat on you because she’s already cheated on everybody else. She will sell her soul and body for almost anyone else except the people who look like, oh, you know, her family. She has no idea what accountability is — for instance, when somebody is actually guilty or innocent. And having zero sense of accountability, believe it or not, is one of the chief signs of being bonkers.
- Does she praise women for being “strong women”?
Big tip: None of the women you know who are actually strong refers to other women as “strong women.” An actually strong woman, in the man’s sense, has usually been through something horrible, so whatever she’s dealing with, you feel as though she can handle it. She can criticize without being a whiner. She’s trusted to take care of business because everyone knows she can deliver the goods. She can switch gears to leading or following with ease, and people want her on their team because she makes them feel as though they can win. She has a gleam in her eye and can get men to do what she wants because deep down, they all want to marry her.
But this isn’t what women mean when they call other women “strong.” What they mean is a loudmouth who has to get her way all the time, and if she doesn’t get her way, she’ll find a way to hurt you. “Strong women” are the kind of women all are nice to because they’re afraid of them. And because they’re afraid of them, they hate them.
The woman who worships them — who loves to see a “girl boss” “kick ass” — will also be happy kicking your ass. For show. That is, in public. And if you marry her, you deserve it, because (surprise!) you are both morons.
- Is she obsessed with the LGBTQ community?
This is a woman who has no idea what sex really exists for — that is, to create meaning through procreation. She’s a giant fan of gay men, not only because she either can’t handle or can’t appreciate manly men, but because gay men are usually the only men whose sexual standards are lower than her own. Their history on Grindr is even more embarrassing than hers on Tinder.
She says drag queens are “beautiful,” even though drag queens are basically circus clowns, and you never see her complimenting Bozo. She says trans women are real women, but if you say she looks like a trans woman, she’ll hate you. She pretends she can’t define a woman, which means she’s unlikely to be a good one. And this isn’t just because she’s a liar. It’s also because she’s bonkers.
- Does she refer to every one of her exes as crazy?
Amazing how so many men became narcissists overnight, isn’t it? This is because a crazy woman needs to blame her failures on mental illness. Not on stupidity, I remind you — the fact that she chooses bad partners. And she doesn’t blame it on her mental illness. That would require understanding and compassion — from you. In other words, when she has a mental issue, she gets a “mental health day” and a badge that says, “I’m special.”
What I mean here is that she has to believe that her exes are mentally ill, because how could a relationship with someone like her go belly-up? How about a look in the mirror?
- She’s a really big fan of “mental health.”
Because she’s mentally ill. And she never figures out how to get well, because (say it with me!) she’s stupid.
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