Why Are More and More Americans Becoming Disabled?

Bureau of Labor Statistics data reveals 1.1 million MORE Americans have become disabled in just the past 3 months. VigilantFox asks: Why is nobody talking about this? The month of July added another 234,000 disabled Americans, making the current high the third new high in a row. Prominent…

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Canadians Have Always Hated Americans

[Ed. Note: To all of my Canadian readers, please accept my apologies if you find this essay offensive. Please take part of it as “tongue in cheek” humour, and remember, I am a Canadian citizen as well! I love you all!] Maybe “hate” is too strong a word. I…

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Policy Proposal: Ending America’s Tattoo Epidemic

If there’s one thing Trump understands, it’s the power of aesthetics. People act better around beautiful things. They’re more relaxed and make better decisions in the absence of stressors and eyesores. It’s easy to not care about a shithole, while people tend to want to preserve and protect precious…

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Never Trumpers Who Cheered Mar-A-Lago Raid Melt Down at Search of Bolton’s House

The FBI searched the home of former Trump National Security Advisor John Bolton on Friday, reportedly in relation to Bolton’s alleged possession of classified documents. Unsurprisingly, the same people who had no problem when the FBI raided the home of President Donald Trump are melting down. Olivia Troye, former…

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Is Wokeness Really Dying?

Some things never change, not even the nature of the ever-changing. The mythological Norse god Loki, a malevolent shapeshifter, changed form to outwit those who’d begun to recognize his previous guises. As for the real world and today, are we witnessing this age-old strategy being repeated? At issue is…

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Woke Math Doesn’t Add Up

Jim Simons’ mathematical skills helped transform him from a prize-winning academic at Harvard and MIT into a legendary financier whose algorithmic models made Renaissance Technologies one of the most successful hedge funds in history. After his death last year, one of his consequential bequests went to his daughter, Liz, who…

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Trump Makes Good

President Trump just made a strong move for peace on earth, and just in the nick of time. The Doomsday clock stands a few seconds to midnight. Russians, who previously sympathised with him, are already beginning to feel disappointed. They feel that Trump submitted to the demands of…

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The Full Extent of the Disgusting Woke Rot at Cracker Barrel

A prominent conservative activist has dropped a bombshell report that will worsen Cracker Barrel’s woes. As The Gateway Pundit reported, Cracker Barrel’s woke CEO Julie Felss Masino sparked a social media uproar after making an infuriating change to an iconic part of the restaurant chain. On Tuesday, the company…

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10 Most Shocking Discoveries From the John Bolton FBI Raid

The Maryland home of former National Security Advisor John Bolton was raided by government agents today, leaving the public wondering what the FBI was looking for — and what they found. Utilizing an intricate network of media and government sources, The Babylon Bee has obtained the following list of…

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Epstein, Mossad, and the CIA: Inside the Maxwell Family’s Secret Web

Everyone knows Epstein and Ghislaine—but few know the shadowy family dynasty behind them. From Mossad and CIA ties to Silicon Valley and D.C., Alan MacLeod uncovers the Maxwells’ secret empire. With speculation mounting that Trump could pardon her, MintPress profiles the family of convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell. From…

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