Israel is Bombing Iran — Here Are Some Future NYT Headlines
Israel has launched an extensive series of airstrikes on Iran.
The western media are of course unquestioningly regurgitating the Israeli government’s evidence-free claim that these strikes were “preemptive”.
The Trump regime is attempting to spin this as a completely unilateral Israeli attack which had nothing to do with the United States — a claim you could be forgiven for believing if you were born yesterday.
Here’s a list of future headlines we can expect from The New York Times:
– Iranian strikes rock Israel in unprovoked attack.
– Israeli families take shelter amid antisemitic terror bombing.
– Israeli defense minister: U.S. campus protesters somehow knew about Iranian strikes in advance, indicating Tehran coordination.
– Trump privately voices frustration with Netanyahu over Iran conflict the U.S. is just passively, innocently witnessing.
– American Jews feeling anxious, unsupported amid spiraling wars in the Middle East.
– Opinion: I feared for my life during airstrikes on Tel Aviv. Nobody in the world can possibly understand what this is like.
– Opinion: Is the U.S. at risk of being drawn into another Middle Eastern war?
– Opinion: Is the U.S. stumbling into another Middle Eastern war?
– Opinion: Is the U.S. accidentally oopsie poopsie bungling into another Middle Eastern war?
– Opinion: Is the U.S. being dragged kicking and screaming into a war in the Middle East, something it historically tries to avoid at all cost?
– US launches strikes on Iran in preemptive attack.
– Opinion: Is the U.S. being sucked into a third world war?
– Opinion: Is the U.S. tumbling headlong into a nuclear exchange with Russia and China?
– Opinion: The sky is darkening as nuclear radiation creeps across our land, so we must all come together and condemn Hamas.
– Opinion: The earth is a barren wasteland. Nothing remains. Check on your Jewish friends.